You are Karkat Vantas, and you are locked in a bathroom alone with the person you love on the other side of the door
"Karkat I'm sorry please come on out" John said
"For the fifth time no, I'm mad at you!"
"we can talk about this"
"why can't we talk about it like this?" Karkat muttered
"well, it's kinda odd, it's like I'm talking to the door, but I'm talking to you and I like to be able to see you when I talk to you"
The door swung open to show the angry troll "okay fine then Egbert, but you better be able to explain yourself WELL"
"okay okay!" John whimpered
= => go back a bit to see what in the world happened to lead to this
You have gone back in time
Karkat and John were kissing, both flushed.
Karkat stopped for a breath and a thought hit him, he looked at the human "john before we go on I have to ask you something.."
"what do you want to know..?"
"are you kissing me back because I'm supposedly part "girl" or because of me, Karkat Vantas your best friend?"
"well.. in a way it's for both I guess…? I mean as a guy you're my best bro and as a girl your like my girlfriend, but also not my girlfriend.. you kno-" john was shut up by a quick slap and the sound of his bedroom door slamming shut.
= => follow the crabby one
You follow the crabby one
Karkat ran into the bathroom locking the door behind him. Quickly slumping and sliding down to be sitting with his back against the door "damn Egbert.." the troll mumbled burying his face in his knees. 'Why do I have to love the idiot of the humans' he thought to himself then heard a knock
"Karkat.. sorry" John's voice muttered "can you forgive me and come out?"
= => skip to the present
Karkat sat on john's bed "you know I'm still mad at you.."
John sighed "I know you are, and I'm sorry I said something stupid, but to be honest I really don't know what I completely feel for you, I mean you're my best friend my best bro, we've known each other for so long and well I still don't know everything about you and there are things that still surprise me to be honest..And I know you don't care about gender and all that because of your culture and I respect that"
"I understand john, and I understand that your human think pan can't grasp somethings but I understand, so I'll give you time to figure out what you think about genders and pointless things like that"
"but know I'm flushed for you and that probably will never change even if I hate you at times.."
"okay" John said with derpy smile returning, but slighting turning to a straight face again "but now that I think of it, if I ever decided to be your matesprit you would still have a kismesis.."
"and is that a problem…?"
"well… you would have to fill a bucket with kismese and Matesprit right?"
"I know that's what you do but…"
John took in a deep breath "thatwouldpracticlybehavingsexwithbothpeoplewouldn'tonegetjealousthenlateronwhatwouldyoudothinkofit"
"John I hope you notice I couldn't really understand ANY of that…" Karkat said with a blank expression
"wouldn't one get jealous of the other?, you know..?"
"no not really, why?"
"I guess it really only would bug humans then…"
"most likely.., but are you practically saying I should try "human" romance..?"
John slumped in his chair infront of his desk faced towards Karkat "sorta but you don't have to Imean it doesn't bother me and if you want to then yeah.."
"I'll think about it… how's that?" Karkat said
"sure, but only until you get over your "no homo lies"
"but they aren't lies"
"dude you've kissed a "male" trolls a couple times now"
"what's with all the air quotes"
"just trying to get my point across, face it you're a homosexual"
"I'm not a homosexual!, maybe for only you but I like girls also"
Karkat Raised an eyebrow and had a small smirk
John stared at Karkat "I see you're trying out one of my looks"
Karkat just stared at John
"are you trying to give me some type of message?"
"maybe you tell me" Karkat said
= => Find Eridan
You are now watching Eridan! Who is sitting in a restaurant
Eridan looked at Feferi "so fef… howw has school been"
"whale.. mainly the same but it's still fun, and now a question for you~!"
"wwhat's your question..?"
"why do you have your hair down like that it looks silly"
"wwhale… I wwas tryin somefin neww, you knoww a lot ofpeople try neww looks right?"
"yeah but you shouldn't you look nice with your hair spiked up" Feferi said then brushed his hair off his forehead "Eridan.."
"what happened" She said a sad look growing onto her face
"there wwas a game of dodge ball and wwhale, Terezi has a good shot for bein blind…"
"Aw.. whale why didn't you let me see you were hurt earlier?" she asked
"because I didn't knoww howw'd you react.."
" Eridan you know I care for you and this will probably be a bruise so I would have figured out at somepoint so that was kinda pointless"
"but it's okay, you can say you got it from something else than a dodge ball because whale you can't see the brand on your forehead anymore.."
"you kneww I had the brand on my forehead?"
Feferi shrugged "slight imprints.."
"oh.., I'm sorry about hiding it.."
"Eridan is something bothering you?"
"Eridan tell me"
Eridan looked down at the table "you practicly the only one I can havve a nice convversation wwith, I try to talk to others but wwhale yeah, in gym today sollux made fun of me… Aradia got him to stop but I saww her snicker a bit… "
= => watch Gamzee
You are now watching Gamzee.
Gamzee was sitting outside on a bench in a park, he thought he really just needed to go "get his walk on" which help in a way, he was kinda stressed out, and well he was heading to Tavros's house, he needed to talk to someone, and well Karkat sounded busy… and you didn't want to keep bugging him, knowing Karkat he could've been watching a romcom..
The Purple blooded clown troll stood up and began heading to Tavros's house again "please don't let Tav bro hate me from this…" he muttered
= => skip time
Gamzee stood outside of Tavros's door, he rang the door bell and now was just waiting a little.
Once the door opened Tavros looked at Gamzee "oh uh hey Gamzee I didn't know you were going to come over.."
"sorry about that Tav, but I needed someone to talk to because karkat's busy with something…"
"oh, I'm also sorta busy…"
"oh.." Gamzee mumbled "then can I make it quick?"
"sure I guess…"
"well Tav, I'm flushed for you…"
"yeah..and well you said you're flushed for jade, and well the thing is, I'm kinda flushed for her too"
Tavros went silent and stared at Gamzee blankly then finally muttered out "o-oh… and that's why you acted slightly strange the other day"
"yeah…sorry about that tav, it's just now I don't know what to do, I'm up in all confused with romance, because you're my best friend tav, and well we both like the same human girl, and yeah, it's just confusing"
Tavros sighed "well uh, gamzee I don't know what to say, but how about you come inside and we can talk, for a bit"
Gamzee nodded "that'd be cool"
Tavros nodded then rolled back into his house letting gamzee in, "so gamzee why did you never say this earlier?" the brown blooded troll mumbled
"well I don't know, I mean I know I should've told ya' but I was embarrassed"
"I never thought you could get embarrassed gamzee you usually are really outgoing, like that time you came to school in a skirt"
Gamzee chuckled "yeah, that was pretty cool I was up in rocking that mini skirt"
"and now to uh get back on subject, why didn't you say something earlier?"
"welllll….. shit I don't know tav, maybe because you seemed to be happy and well we're really close friends and if I told ya I didn't know how you'd react and there was a motherfucking chance that you'd stop being my best bro, and I didn't want to take that chance"
"yeah, I didn't want to lose my bro and well we both like jade and I didn't want our morialagence to get up and ruined because of something simple like that."
"wow now I'd feel like a jerk if I didn't tell you the truth aswell now.." Tavros said looking up at Gamzee
"what do you mean by that bro?"
"well I uh, guess I'm sorta flushed for you back.." Tavros stuttered
Gamzee stared at tavros blankly
"because well you've been a great friend for so long..and well you've helped me out a lot too, like when vriska tripped me and I became paralyzed you were the first face I saw, and you've made me feel sorta… Confident, because every since I haven't been able to do as much as I was once able to do you still help me out, and yeah.." Tavros's face was starting to turn brown, he really liked gamzee and well gamzee liked him back and now he was just getting flustered. So he looked down.
Gamzee knelt down and looked at tavros directly in the eyes "hey no need to get all mother fucking flustered now I'm embarrassed to bro, so look up, and at me for a second"
Tavros glanced p slightly only for his whole face to turn red and his body to got weak when Gamzee kissed him straight on the lips.the brown blood went completely limp but wrapped his arms around gamzee's neck and, well kissed back. He also could probably tell that gamzee's face paint was getting onto his face but he could wash it off later…
= => watch the huge bitch
You are now watching Vriska,
The blue blood was sitting in a tree by john's house. She had seen into his window, and she knew she had lost, Karkat got John… and they probably were going to be matesprits.., and she wanted john, she was his morial but feelings can change, she wanted john to herself, but it looks like she was a bit to late, Not like would stop her, she WILL get john Egbert, because she liked him first, which is a total lie..
Karkat liked john first after he got over terezi. Vriska still liked tavros back then.
But who could resist Egderp, he had the most foolish smile, and was usually always in a good mood, and he'd always do stupid things for the fun of it, like on dress like your hero day, he had already gone as nic cage before so he became Captain Egbert. Skin tight body suit and everything, he even had a cape, and the best part is he ran down the halls singing mission impossible. Man was he a fool, but he was the best fool, and when him and gamzee whent on a pranking spree no one could go not being pranked.
But anyways off the subject of john…
Vriska climbed down from the tree, she needed to plan something, the camping trip was tomorrow maybe she could do something to break them apart there.. no because everyone could probably see, and well that would make it pointless, she could already picture what would happenen, john's derpy face completely sad as he said "why would you do that vriska I thought we were morials, do morials sabotage their morials matesprit?" yeah that would be pointless.. poooooooointleeeeeeeess. Not worth her time.
Vriska walked away with her hands shoved into her pockets, she saw a faint glow getting closer, she knew who it was, kanaya.
The jade blood looked at the blue blood "Hello Vriska I was not expecting to see you here…, by John's house.."
Vriska rolled her eyes "well what were you expecting, fussy fangs?"
Kanaya shrugged "I do not know but by how you are acting it seems that you were watching john"
"I so wasn't!" Vriska said her face getting a hint of blue
"You did kiss him today, and I did see him leave with Karkat, are you jealous?"
"I don't get jealous"
Kanaya looked at Vriska with a look of 'you know you do, I used to be your morial'
Vriska stuck her tongue out at the rainbow drinker
"Go on continue being childish."
"anyways why are you out here?" Vriska asked
"What does it mean to you?" Kanaya asked
"I can be curious!"
"Okay then, I was going on a walk"
"Miss Lalonde's house"
"Why does it matter to you?"
"because I'm curious"
"She is a good friend of mine and there is no problem with visiting a friend, and to add to that I visit her often so would you please let me continue walking?"
"fine.." Vriska muttered "you can go see rose I'm going to head home"
"Good bye for now then" Kanaya said then walked by.
= => watch the fool
Which fool there are too many…you could be watching yourself! You never know, don't get mad at me I'm just sitting here watching this all happen and narrating it for you guys… yeah wait a second then you're watching me , and I don't want you to watch me wait! Then I'm the fool! And I'm not fool, fine then I'll let you watch gamzee and tavros have sloppy make-outs hows that?! "= => watch PB&J sloppy makeouts" there! Hahahaha!
= => Watch PB&J sloppy makeouts
Oh you're still here… go watch gamzee and tavros, go now, you say you don't want to!? You think I care go gogogogogogogogogogogogogogo go go trust me it's nice like really nice now go.
= => actually watch PB&J sloppy makeouts
Gamzee had his arms wrapped around tavros's horns holding him in place and keeping the other troll from breaking the kiss, he also was sitting on the other troll's lap to keep them quite close. Tavros had some of gamzee's face paint smeared on his face. He felt Gamzee's hand slide down his side, Tavros froze up for a second then pushed Gamzee back "w-wait.. "
Gamzee looked at Tavros "what is it?"
"I-I don't think I'm ready to go further just yet…"
Tavros nodded "yeah I don't think I'm ready… plus we've still in the hallway"
"we can easily go to your room"
"that's not my point, we're still in school"
"we're soon to get out"
"that's besides the point"
"okay okay" Gamzee said "now that I think of it, what about our slight jade problem…"
"she's not a problem.." Tavros mumbled then the thought hit him "i-I need to go get my phone.. it's over in my room Gamzee can you get off my lap?"
"why do you need to get your phone?"
"before you came over here I told jade I liked her, and I never heard her response and now I dn't know what to do" Tavros said putting his hands on his face "I didn't know you were coming over and… I'm sorry."
= => watch the space girl
You are now watching Jade,
The green eyed human was in deep thought she truthfully didn't know what to do, she was confessed to and didn't even think of him back in that way, she liked Dave, but dave liked terezi. Jade let out a deep sigh "I guess, maybe I should give Tavros a chance" her phone then buzzed, she glanced over and looked at the new message which said:
"uH,, hEY jADE,, gAMZEE CAME OVER AND,, uH,, THINGS KINDA HAVE CHANGED I GUESS,, IT COMES OUT HE LIKED ME AND I LIKED HIM DEEP DOWN,,, sO uHM SORRY"
Jade looked at the message blankly, "i guess it doesn't really matter… I could always find someone else in life later on…, I know I can call feferi and chat with her, she usually knows what to do, or maybe john… or karkat…" she mumbled
= => watch the cool kid
You're now watching Dave, the cool kid, who happens to be just sitting outside like the cool kid he is, he was also completely prepared for the camping trip. Maybe he'd call one of his friends, that was it, he'd pester the hell out of john or karkat, they were both fun to mess with.
He stood up and headed inside and sat down infront of his computer.
--turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 8:04—
TG: Hey egderp
TG: you there?
TG: hey look at this cool kid just chillin here waiting for his friend to just come over and answer him
TG: you never know I could being attacked
TG: mauled to death
TG: and you're probably just watching a movie or something stupid like that
TG: while I ironicly drink some apple juice which so happens to have been just sitting there all nicely like "hey cool kid drink me" and watch I'll get all Alice in wonderland on everyone
EB: Hi dave sorry I was busy
TG: with what?
EB: you don't need to know!
TG: feisty one aren't you, tell me bro
EB: you'll laugh
TG: no I won't, I don't laugh
EB: yeah you do I saw you laugh once
TG: shh that was all a lie
EB: but it so wasn't
TG: okay so I laugh, want me to laugh to death right now?
TG: just fall right over and pass out?
EB: you don't have to keep going on about that
TG: then tell me what's up while I drink my apple juice like some rich dude with wine
EB: I can't really tell you what's going on right now I'm busy..
EB: I havJOHN HAS SOMEONEOVER AND YOU ARE RUININ THE MOOD NOW STOP TYPING ALL THIS SHITTY NONSENSE AND LEAVE US ALONE FOR A BIT
TG: damn you and karkat? I would never think of something like that
EB: OKAY THEN BUsorry about that Karkat is over now I need to go before he get's angrier
--ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 8:35—
TG: congrats on losing your virginity then John
TG: want me to make you a huge cake with the words "congrats on the sex"? I can get everyone to chip in
TG: yeah john you're going to get a cake, and karkat will too, you two will share a congrats on the sex cake.
--turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 8:37--